8 things to sign that aren’t vodka bottles

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A Friday Fun post.

I learned a former NFL player will be in town this weekend, and one thing he’ll do is spend a few hours at the local grocery store signing bottles of vodka from his current business. Which strikes me as silly. Hence this post.

  1. A $1.07 check for a gas station can of pop.
  2. Adoption application for a pet tarantula.
  3. Cover letter for that ice fishing research assistant gig.
  4. Police report for those stolen tree cozies.
  5. A super fan’s bicep.
  6. Mortgage papers for that special guinea pig spa.
  7. Your Martian oxygen credit card.
  8. Shipping receipt for that gross of half-burned candles.

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